Sunday, October 12, 2008

Track 08: I Killed A Gnome

Lyrics by: Isami
Set to: I Kissed A Girl

This was never the way I planned
Just questing solo
I got so brave, my wand in hand
A little loco
It's not what, I'm used to
Since five mans are my thing
He sat there, not looking
Then suddenly...

I killed a gnome and I liked it
The sight of his falling body
I killed a gnome just to try it
Hope his guildies don't mind it
It was so wrong
But felt so right
Got me some honor tonight
I killed a gnome and I liked it
I liked it

I don't even know his name
It wasn't worth it
Cause this really is just a game
That's why I bought it.
It's just what, we horde do
It's how we end our day
He seemed a bit confused
What can I say?

I killed a gnome and I liked it
The sight of his falling body
I killed a gnome just to try it
Hope his guildies don't mind it
It was so wrong
But felt so right
Got me some honor tonight
I killed a gnome and I liked it
I liked it

Those gnomes they are so gankable
Short legs, bald head, it's pitiful
Hard to resist, it's beautiful
Too easy to fight it.
It's no big deal, just pvp.

I killed a gnome and I liked it
The sight of his falling body
I killed a gnome just to try it
Hope his guildies don't mind it
It was so wrong
But felt so right
Got me some honor tonight
I killed a gnome and I liked it
I liked it

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Track 07: What Do You Say?

Lyrics By : Stiv
Set To: Taking Chances-Celine Dion

You don’t know much about your class…
Asking me to learn real fast…
Sorry got a raid tonight…
QQ more, you freaking newb

You thought that you’d be OP,
Learning is the key…don’t waste my time
You can only button mash
Try to learn to kick some ass

So what do you say, to learning on your own
What do you say, to learning from mistakes
Never know who’s gonna gank you
On their own, or 20 fold, who cares just play
What do you say?
What do you say?

Maybe you should start again….
Cuz hell no I’m not showing you how
Try another different class…
Ones that’s not too hard to grasp?

What do you say...to learning on your own
What do you say to learning from mistakes
Never know who’s gonna gank you
On their own, or 20 fold, who cares just play
What do you say?

What do you say?

And I’ve been level 5 and beaten down, and I always rez back for more
There’s nothing like being so OP, and wiping them on the floor, yeah
So learn to play learn to play like we all do
Yeah learn to play learn to play, you god damn newb
You god damn newb

What do you say…to learning on your own
What do you say to learning from mistakes…
Never know who’s gonna gank you
On their own, or 20 fold, who cares just play…

What do you say?

You don’t know much about your class…
Asking me to learn real fast…

Track 06 : DPS The Boss

Lyrics By : Isami
Set To: Heart Beat Rock - Kylie Minogue

Casters in the back row
Tanks ready to go
Buffs on the count down, ready check, and free flow

They’re looking like they want
To kill another boss
The guild is itching to raid
The group is ready to rock


I’ve conquered Azeroth
But I’m not like other Rogues
My DIPS are crazy, do you like what you see?
‘Cause I’ve got my Mongoose on,
Can I get some Wind-fury?

Cause I can DPS the boss
(I can DPS the boss, I can DPS the boss)
I can DPS The boss
(I can DPS the boss)
Ooo, Ooo
(Healers throwin’ out dem hots, healers throwin out dem hots)
I don’t even need to pot
(I don’t even need to pot)
Cause I can DPS, yeah

Ooo yeah, Ooo yeah
Ooo yeah, Ooo yeah

Shammies poppin’ Bloodlust
Pallies throwin’ their buffs,
BT isn’t that tough

Mages nuke from way back
Droods letting their hots stack


C’mon, C’mon, C’mon

Cause I can DPS the boss
(I can DPS the boss, I can DPS the boss)
I can DPS The boss
(I can DPS the boss)
Ooo, Ooo
(Healers throwin’ out dem hots, healers throwin out dem hots)
I don’t even need to pot
(I don’t even need to pot)
Cause I can DPS, yeah

Cause I can DPS, yeah
Ooo yeah, Ooo yeah

T6 is on its way,
It’s just another day
The guild’s progressin’, do you like what you see?
Cause I’ve got the best skills from, deep in the combat tree.

And I can DPS the boss
(I can DPS the boss, I can DPS the boss)
I can DPS The boss
(I can DPS the boss)
Ooo, Ooo
(Healers throwin’ out dem hots, healers throwin out dem hots)
I don’t even need to pot
(I don’t even need to pot)
Cause I can DPS, yeah

Track 05 : Cap 'Em Up

Lyrics by : Stiv
Set To : Bag Em Up - Geri Halliwell

You like ganking, and world pvp
I like healing, and psychic scream
You like av, when youre in the groove
I hate all bg’s unless in the mood

Just a bad case of 10 on 2
Gotta be an all-star
All we need is a good defense
We’re so OP, but the newbs are sub par

Cap em up, don’t drop the flag now
Dot em up, you’ll kill them later
Polymorph, and make them crazy

Knock em back, stun-lock baby
Snuff them out, we are amazing
Do our thing, this team is premade

I don’t put up with, lame Faggotry
You then chew them out, on IRC
You like to blind…and I like to bubble
And when we’re together
We’re major trouble

Just a bad case of 10 on 2
Gotta be an all-star
All we need is a good defense
We’re so OP, but the newbs are sub par

Cap em up, don’t drop the flag now
Dot em up, you’ll kill them later
Polymorph, and make them crazy

Knock em back, stun-lock baby
Snuff them out, we are amazing
Do our thing, this team is premade

Don’t treat it like game yea, don’t treat it like a game yea, kill them, cap them, rape them yea.

Just a bad case of 10 on 2
Gotta be an all-star
All we need is a good defense
We’re so OP, but the newbs are sub par

Cap em up, don’t drop the flag now
Dot em up, you’ll kill them later
Polymorph, and make them crazy

Knock em back, stun-lock baby
Snuff them out, we are amazing
Do our thing, this team is premade

Don’t treat it like game yea, don’t treat it like a game yea, kill them, cap them, rape them yea.

Don’t treat it like game yea, don’t treat it like a game yea, kill them, cap them, rape them yea.
They know how to lose now, we’re in control.
Who’s winning the battle now.

Track 04 : Gank With Me

Lyrics By : Isami
Set To: Dance With Me - Debelah Morgan

Oh come and gank, with me, My priesty
Lets gank, til we, Go crazy
The night, is young In STV

Lets kill newbs,
And Gank the night away.

What I really wanna do
Is just gank with you
Let the bodies hit the ground
Up for another round?

We'll gank until they cry
We don't even have to try
Mount up and run ahead
One dot and they'll be dead.

So baby when we hit the town
They'll be flailing around
Lets kill newbs
And gank the night away.


Oh come and gank, with me, My pally,
Lets gank, cause we are OP
The blood is fresh In STV

Lets kill newbs,
And gank the night away.

So I'll stab from the dark.
Watch out for hunter's mark.
You'll use your psychic scream
Part of our evil scheme
Lowbies running everywhere
Spammin 'motes, but we don't care
Maybe just a bit unfair
Oh look, a druid snare.


So baby when we hit the town
They'll be flailing around
Lets kill newbs
And gank the night away.

Oh come and gank, with me, My priesty
Lets gank, til we, Go crazy
The night, is young In STV

Lets kill newbs,
And Gank the night away.


When it comes to dotting, I know how to spam.
And when it comes to smiting, you do what you can
It feels like we are bullies
Cause lowbies just can't kill me.
Pretend that it's right
Lets kill newbs

Oh come and gank, with me, My pally,
Lets gank, cause we are OP
The blood is fresh In STV

Lets kill newbs,
And gank the night away.

Track 03: Pew!

Lyrics By : Stiv
Set To: Wow - Kylie Minogue

Pew!

See my mark, im on to you, im on to you
It’s a risk, I’ll
Put you into your grave

My tracking’s on
Keep on movin’ keep on movin’
Ranged shot, no prob
I know how to aim

Yeah yeah, can’t out run my pet baby
Yeah yeah yeah, Im gonna camp you baby
Yeah yeah, such a frustrating notion
Yeah yeah yeah, I have swifter motion

You can run, even try to hide
Then my skill, will find out where you are
Every death makes my honor go higher
Bow down.

Hunter, pew pew pew pew
Bow down
Pew pew pew pew

The more you try, you try to hide
The more I can feel your fear just building up
All you do, is QQ
Then call 70’s
To beat me up, to beat me up

Yeah yeah, can’t out run my pet baby
Yeah yeah yeah, Im gonna camp you baby

You can run, even try to hide
Then my skill, will find out where you are
Every death makes my honor go higher
Bow down.

Hunter, pew pew pew pew
Bow down
Pew pew pew pew

Ooh woah frost slows
Oh woah woah ohh
Ooh woah frost slows
Oh woah woah ohh

You can run, even try to hide
Then my skill, will find out where you are
Every death makes my honor go higher
Bow down.

Hunter, pew pew pew pew
You can run, even try to hide
Then my skill, will find out where you are
Every death makes my honor go higher
Bow down.

Hunter, pew pew pew pew
Bow down
Pew pew pew pew

Pew!

Track 02 : Bleeding Dots

Lyrics by : Isa Pagani
Set To: Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

Queued up from Org,
I really need the kills,
Once or twice ain't enough,
To get them welfare frills
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you're grinding

Something happens as I step into the battleground
My body fallin' to the floor, as I scream out loud.
Everyone's running 'round thinking I'm going crazy.


But I don't care what they say
Locks are so op
They try to fear me away
When I P.V.P.

My toon's crippled by the curse that they keep on spammin'
And then they're camping as I..

Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots
Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots
Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots...
They keep on spammin'

Tryin hard not to die, but they crit so hard
Their piercing swords cut my legs, stunning me til I'm jarred.
ANd they know that the goal is to keep me from healing.

Nothing's greater than the rage that comes with their chase,
Ruptured down, bubble fast as I see their mace.
Yet everyone around me is busy farming honor.

Baby, baby

I don't care what they say
Rogues are so op
They try to blind me away
When I P.V.P.

My toon's crippled by the poison they keep on spammin'
And then they're camping as I..

Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots
Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots
Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots...
They keep on spammin'

And it's draining my HP,
Though I find it hard to believe
I'll be stunned in one spot
And never be set free.

But I don't care what they say
Locks are so op
They try to fear me away
When I P.V.P.

My toon's crippled by the curse that they keep on spammin'
And then they're camping as I..

Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots
Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots
Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding dots...
They keep on spammin'

(repeat x1)

Track 01 : Just Really Wanna Gank

Lyrics by: Steven Rhoades
Set To: Hot n Cold - Katy Perry

I change my race
Like an Orc, picks his nose
I DPS
Like a rogue
That I know

And you always think
That this class
Is for me

You should know
That I’m just gonna change

Cuz I’m Orc then I’m Nelf
Tauren or a Belf
Heals or a Tank
Just really wanna gank
I’ll win in a fight
Then change the next night
I’ll ding and level up
The mess it all up
(You) You don’t really wanna roll, Gnome
(I) I don’t really wanna roll, Troll
Cuz I’m Orc then I’m Nelf
Tauren or a Belf
Heals or a Tank
Just really wanna gank

We, used to be
Same level, 23
Now you, 2 70’s
And I’ve got, 5 20’s
Used to quest
Raid, Lulz, Faggotry

Now me, I just want
To redo everything

Cuz I'm Orc then I'm Nelf
Tauren or a Belf
Heals or a Tank
Just really wanna gank
I’ll win in a fight
Then change the next night
I’ll ding and level up
The mess it all up
(You) You don’t really wanna roll, Gnome
(I) I don’t really wanna roll, Troll
Cuz I'm Orc then I'm Nelf
Tauren or a Belf
Heals or a Tank
Just really wanna gank

So what, If I was a Twink
That stuff got old super fast
Time to re-roll…another
Just to waste more time

I change my race
Like an Orc, picks his nose

Cuz I'm Orc then I'm Nelf
Tauren or a Belf
Heals or a Tank
Just really wanna gank
I’ll win in a fight
Then change the next night
I’ll ding and level up
The mess it all up

Cuz I'm Orc then I'm Nelf
Tauren or a Belf
Heals or a Tank
Just really wanna gank
I’ll win in a fight
Then change the next night
I’ll ding and level up
The mess it all up

You don’t really wanna roll Gnome
But I don’t really wanna roll, Troll
Cuz I'm Orc then I'm Nelf
Tauren or a Belf
Heals or a Tank
Just really wanna gank